• Thanks to Betty Hoffmeier, Teijin Ltd., Charles Hoffmeier, and Shirley and William Grindrod for their contributions to PERF.

  • Some random thoughts:
  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
  • Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
  • You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
  • Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  • Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
  • Remember to Rally for Research!!!